earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway)

snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

my-my-myy:

They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

(Source: ernbarassing)